Posted on January 2nd, 2010 by Drazen Drazic
It amazes me that just as I think there’s no more new Ab Blaster type machines that could possibly be created, a new one pops up on one those infomercials. They get stupider and stupider looking with each generation, but given those infomercials aren’t cheap, they must sell a bomb.
Who buys these things I think to myself? The obvious answer is those people who don’t know any better, know nothing about exercise and fitness, and who actually believe these things will give them; easily, in quick time and with minimal effort on their part, the same abs as the athletes who promote the devices, (who most likely have never used these machines).
Here’s the big tip: Commitment to getting there, combined with a strict diet and exercise routine will get you those washboard abs. The new whiz bang device on it’s own won’t. It won’t even play a large percentage in getting you there. I’ll guarantee that one!
No Rocket Science degree required to get the analogy here.
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